Note to aspiring (alleged) murderers: if you plan on murdering someone, here are some things you may avoid:
- Being seen on multiple surveillance cameras with the deceased the last night he is seen alive
- Leaving spent cartridges in the rental car
- Taking selfies with a Glock in your hand
- Having character issues that cause NFL teams to refuse to draft you
Other than that, Aaron Hernandez did everything just fine!
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